I must be too annoying 4 u.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Tell her she can't have a vagina
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
