Plan B is the new Plan A
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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