It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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