There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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