So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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