white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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