Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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