We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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