I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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