You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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