your room smells of hookers.
And success
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
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