it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
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