I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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