i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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