I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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