i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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