I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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