He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
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