just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
