i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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