And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
