Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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