it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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