If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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