I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
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