He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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