there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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