ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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