Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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