so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
