the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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