Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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