I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I think your dad took our porno
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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