I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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