he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Randomize
