Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
i drank out of a bidet.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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