btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
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