you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
My pussy is not your playground.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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