i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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