Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
i believe in u and ur pee
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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