so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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