If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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