whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
