Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
whose ass print is on the piano?
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
