There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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