i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Randomize
