Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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