Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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