And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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