Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
she looked like the before picture.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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