Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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