There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
It's shark week go big or go home
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
